by the Romantic Lawrence Fox
Thursday, February 13, 2014
FOR THE OBAMA LADY: New Product from SMOKE AND MIRRORS!
Men! This Valentine’s Day, you are invited to discover Obama’s secret of influence with the women of 2012. Buy the little “On-Trial Vixen,” the most gorgeous crimson RU 486 decanter she will ever use. This offer comes to you from Smoke and Mirrors Inc. for less than $2500. Yes! You heard it here first!
The money you saved as a result of purchasing Obama “Care” can now go to that “On-Trial Lady in your Life” this Valentine’s Day. She will love it as you let her know that your love comes “free of any personal attachment.”
As a special bonus consider buying and wearing on Valentine’s Day a risqué white dazzling pharmaceutical vest over your male physique as you look into her eyes with such devilish love. Look professional and flex your muscles as you hand her the RU 486 decanter. She will melt in your arms when she reads what we elegantly stitched on the vest: the first verse from “Barry Partially-White Obama’s” greatest love song of 2012, “You can keep your doctor! White Bitch.”
Yes! And as an incentive, we at Smoke and Mirrors will throw in a CD recording of Obama’s 2012 public reading of the romantic DNC classics, “Part 1: Trayvon Martin and White-Hispanic Prejudice” and “Part II: Republicans Hate Women with Breasts.”
Imagine the love and romance you and your special lady will experience this Valentine’s Day before she hemorrhages the morning after. You get the pills, the stitched vest, the CD all for the low-life price of signing up another “healthy straight young male” onto the ObamaCare State Exchange.
So many women are looking for men like you to pay for their “healthcare” such as abortion, contraception, breast enlargement, sex change, hormone treatment, and yes, even maternity leave as you skip out of town. Don’t pass up this one-time offer.
You can be sure “your on-trial lady” will cast a vote for you in 2014, like she did for Obama in 2012; letting you know she entrusts her body to a man like you (and like Obama) in the coming year or two or three.
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