Men! This
Valentine’s Day, you are invited to discover Obama’s secret of influence with
the women of 2012. Buy the little “On-Trial Vixen,” the most gorgeous crimson RU 486
decanter she will ever use. This offer comes to you from Smoke and Mirrors Inc. for
less than $2500. Yes! You heard it here first!
The money
you saved as a result of purchasing Obama “Care” can now go to that “On-Trial Lady in your Life” this Valentine’s Day. She will love
it as you let her know that your love comes “free of
any personal attachment.”
As a
special bonus consider buying and wearing on Valentine’s Day a risqué white
dazzling pharmaceutical vest over your male physique as you look into her eyes
with such devilish love. Look professional and flex your muscles as you hand
her the RU 486 decanter. She will melt in your arms when she reads what we
elegantly stitched on the vest: the first verse from “Barry Partially-White
Obama’s” greatest love song of 2012, “You can keep your doctor! White Bitch.”
Yes! And as
an incentive, we at Smoke and Mirrors
will throw in a CD recording of Obama’s 2012 public reading of the romantic DNC
classics, “Part 1: Trayvon Martin and White-Hispanic Prejudice” and “Part II:
Republicans Hate Women with Breasts.”
Imagine the
love and romance you and your special lady will experience this Valentine’s Day
before she hemorrhages the morning after. You get the pills, the stitched vest,
the CD all for the low-life price of signing up another “healthy straight
young male” onto the ObamaCare State Exchange.
So many
women are looking for men like you to pay for their “healthcare” such as
abortion, contraception, breast enlargement, sex change, hormone treatment, and
yes, even maternity leave as you skip out of town. Don’t pass up this one-time offer.
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| Smoke & Mirrors CEO |
You can be
sure “your on-trial lady” will cast a vote for you in 2014, like she did for
Obama in 2012; letting you know she entrusts her body to a man like you (and
like Obama) in the coming year or two or three.
Absolutely brilliant! This bitting satire brings home the evil that is the Obama administration. This cheap, imitation knock-off of a third rate Roman "emperor-tyrant" is wrecking your country. May God remove him from our midst!
ReplyDeleteSusan,
ReplyDeleteHave you completely lost it? What was that all about? I'm going to copy a post that I did on another blog.
It seems that I have lived through a period of incredible change that began immediately following the conclusion of World War II. In my early years, there seemed to be order and conformity. Everyone seemed to agree on certain values, whether those values were fair and equitable to all segments of society or not.
From that point forward, over the last 50 years, there had to be more change than in any half century prior to it. Maybe that is not a correct perception but it seems to look that way from here.
I see the Kennedy assassination, the Vietnam War and the sexual revolution as a sort of opening of a Pandora's Box. Maybe we can put Vatican II and the Civil Rights Movement in that box as well.
As a result of the opening of that box, we actually need Planned Parenthood as much as we need a standing army. If we were given one glance at what this country would be like without it, we would understand why we need it, despite what moralists think about it.
Dear Bill,
ReplyDeleteWe don't agree with you on Planned Parenthood. We think it's an evil association with a evil founder.
We regard Margaret Sanger its founder as a racist murdering elitist prig. Stalin and Hitler killed millions, but Sanger killed her billions. Planned Parenthood has its abortion clinics in black neighborhoods, not poor neighborhoods for a reason. She advocated for the extermination of the Negro race using its own black ministers: “The minister’s work is also important and he should be trained, perhaps by the Federation as to our ideals and the goal that we hope to reach. We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population, and the minister is the man who can straighten out that idea if it ever occurs to any of their more rebellious members” And she succeeded! As a percentage of our population, the Negro race has been steadily decreasing for years. In New York City, more black babies are aborted than are born. These are Americans! Just because they are black doesn't mean they don't deserve a right to life!
She also said:
“The most merciful thing that a family does to one of its infant members is to kill it.” She was speaking of your beloved son, Bill. He should be dead, not given the opportunity to live as he wishes as he does now, according to Sanger.
And she said:
“We are failing to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . a dead weight of human waste . . .an ever-increasing spawning class of human beings who never should have been born at all.”
These quotes are all readily available online, but I have watched films of Sanger, and I have seen these words trip off her very own lips.
And Planned Parenthood is no different. In honor of Valentine's day, they put out media saying what your woman wants as a gift for this day is an abortion, and they had a fashion show with a dress dripping in condoms. Now tell me that isn't crass, crass, crass -- if not pure evil.
Also please note this article is written by my delightful husband, who has a very bitter sarcastic wit. He is brilliant, but my style is different and probably not as grating to your sensibilities. That's why you can stand to read me! God bless you. Bill. Always happy to hear from. Susan Fox